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Dave Cam would like researchers for the archaeology of his Big Society.

He is looking for impartial, unbiassed and academically rigorous research into Victorian era common living areas in order to assess the quality of life of the working classes.

A ring fenced fund has been established by the Big Soc Research Council, but unfortunately due to financial restraints research into work houses and child poverty cannot be undertaken.
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Fresh Blood Needed Entry level vacancy with dynamic Archaeological unit
Position: General Dogsbody Finds Assistant
Salary: 3 peanuts per hour BAJR Grade 1

Hackit & Dumpit Archaeology Services are forced pleased to announce a job opportunity at our headquarters in Crapstone, Devon, UK.
Duties will include finds processing, inhaling marker pen fumes organisation of artefacts, sorting out other people’s mess cataloguing artefacts and plans, and cleaning out the sump from the flotation tank possibly some environmental processing.
Successful applicants should have a bachelors degree in Archaeology or a related discipline, an old toothbrush, and an apron. Applicants should also be meek and subservient enthusiastic and hard-working, have experience of following orders working as part of a team, and should ideally not have previously shagged any of our current employees.
Valid UK driving licence desirable so you can go and get us chips at Friday lunchtime.
This position is initially offered on a 1 month contract with a view to renewal subject to our own mysterious whims after a probationary period.

Apply with CV and photo to freshmeat@hdas.co.uk